翻译: 7thLiberty
电波字幕组 诚心诚译
校对: 自心
后期: 7thLiberty
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哦 我的天 Oh, my God!
嗨 Junn Hey, Junn.
- 你还好吗 - 好 - You OK? - Mm.
我来给你换一下灯泡 I'm just gonna change the light bulb for you.
好了 回见 There we are. See you.
您好 需要帮忙吗 Are you all right? Can I help?
我想找一下Junn Tan女士 Yeah, I'm looking for a Ms Junn Tan.
你知道她在哪吗 Do you know how I can find her?
她可能就在她房间里吧 Yeah, she's probably in her room.
哦 没有 她不在 我刚看见她和Alan在一起 Oh, no, she isn't. I saw her outside earlier with Alan.
他们每天这个时候都在外面见面 Every day around this time they meet out there,
手拉着手 卿卿我我的 spend some time holding hands and snogging.
- 真受不了 - 很甜蜜啊 - It kills me. - That's sweet.
是呀 你是怎么认识Junn的 Yeah. How do you know Junn?
我是她的儿子Kai的朋友 I'm a friend of her son's, Kai.
我很遗憾 I'm sorry.
- 我带你去外面见她 - 好的 - I'll take you outside to see her. - OK.
Alan Alan!
Junn 有人来看你了 Junn, I've got someone to see you.
你好 Junn Hello, Junn.
你好 Hello.
你还好吗 How are you?
我挺好 I'm... OK.
我 嗯 I'm, um...
还在慢慢适应 plodding along.
- 这是你的朋友吗 - 她又不聋 - Is this your friend? - She's not deaf.
抱歉 Sorry.
这个地方很不错 It's a nice place.
- 她怎么样 - 大多数时间都在房间里 - How's she been? - She spends her time in her room.
我们每几个月就带他们去旅行 We take them on trips every few months
但她不怎么爱参加 but she doesn't really participate.
这位是Casanova 他们两个每天挺亲昵的 There's Casanova here. They snuggle up pretty much every day.
- 我叫Alan - 我是Richard - My name's Alan. - I'm Richard.
- 你是怎么认识她的 - 我是个朋友 - How do you know her, then? - I'm a friend.
她还有其他家人吗 Does she have any other family?
我以前会用这首歌去勾搭女人 I used to pull the birds with this song.
总能把她们迷得神魂颠倒 It never failed to turn their legs to jelly.
哦 有感觉了吧 Oh, ho! You see what I mean?
- 你是 - 你是Richard吧 - Are you... - Richard?
- 是 你是Vann吗 - 嗨 我是 - Yes. Are you Vann? - Hi. Yeah.
- 你好 - 你好吗 - How you doing? - Good. How are you?
嗯 谢谢 Yeah, good, thanks.
想喝点什么吗 Do you want anything to drink?
来杯咖啡吧 Yeah, I'd love a coffee, actually.
- 你好 能来杯美式咖啡吗 - 好的 - Hi. Can I get an Americano, please? - Sure.
- 我也点一样的 - 好的 - Um, I'll have the same, please. - Of course.
真是感谢你 这么快就过来了 Thank you for coming at such short notice.
没事 希望能帮到你 That's OK. I hope I can help.
电话上跟你说没说我忘了 I can't remember whether I told you on the phone.
她是我一位最近去世的挚友的母亲 Um... she's the mother of a very dear friend of mine who died recently
我觉得 and I felt that...
这么说吧 Well, anyway,
她遇到了一个男人 she has met a man,
Alan Alan,
问题是 他们语言不通 and the problem is, they don't have any common language,
所以我想让你帮他们翻译 so I wanted you to translate for them.
- 我很遗憾 - 不 不用 我觉得 - I'm sorry. - No, don't be. I think...
- 这样会很贴心 - 不 我是说 - It'll be lovely... - No, I meant...
我知道 我知道你的意思 I know. I know what you meant.
她会说四种主要的方言 她会说普通话 She speaks the four main dialects. She speaks Mandarin,
粤语 Cantonese,
- 闽南语 - 嗯嗯 - Hokkien? - Mm-hm.
还有一个我记不起来了 And... something else that I can't remember.
还会说一点柬埔寨语和越南语 And a bit of Cambodian and Vietnamese.
- 他们是柬埔寨华人 - 这样啊 - They're Cambodian Chinese. - Right.
是 她一共会说六门语言 Yeah, she speaks six languages altogether.
- 就是不会说英语 - 老太太挺懒 - Apart from English. - Lazy bitch.
- 太自私了 - 听起来像我妈妈 - So selfish. - Sounds like my mum.
我不是个专业的翻译 You know, I'm not a professional translator.
- 我只是会说而已 - 这没问题 我 - I can speak the languages. - Fine. I'm just...
我很感激你能帮忙 I'm grateful that you can help.
我会尽力的 Well, I'll try my best.
我希望我对气味有特异功能 I wish there was a Shazam for smell.
你也会闻其他人吗 Have you been sniffing other people?
不会 No.
有时候我闻到一种味道 就想知道是什么味 Sometimes I come across a scent, I'd like to know what it is.
我们应该邀请你妈妈过来一起吃点心 We should have your mum over for dim sum.
我可以向她好好展示一下我的中餐厨艺 I can impress her with my Chinese cooking.
她不会喜欢你做的菜 She won't like your cooking.
- 得了吧 我很棒的 - 我知道 但是她不会承认 - Come on, I'm good. - I know, but she won't admit it.
嗯 Mm.
她讨厌我 She hates me.
她没有 She doesn't.
她只是嫉妒 She's jealous.
我是她的独子 在她眼里谁都配不上我 I'm her only child. No one's good enough for me in her eyes.
你配不上我 You're not good enough for me.
你还得再努力一点 You have to try harder.
为什么 我为什么配不上你 Why? Why am I not good enough?
你得去住在客房 You'll have to stay in the spare room.
我们要假装是朋友 We'll have to pretend we're friends.
我知道 I know.
我觉得我太早送她去那里了 I think I've put her in there too soon.
我觉得住养老院对她不好 I don't think sheltered accommodation is good for her.
你对她出柜吧 You should come out to her.
这样她就可以过来和我们住在一起了 So she can come here and live with us instead.
别这样 Stop doing that.
就像时光倒流了一样 It's like walking back in time.
这样才对 That's the idea.
Junn Junn.
Junn 这位是Vann Um, Junn, this is Vann.
我刚向她解释我是谁 I was just explaining who I was.
我说我是你的朋友 I told her I was your friend.
她问 你好吗 She asked, how are you?
我 我很好 I'm... I'm good.
我还不错 Well, I'm OK.
她怎么样 她身体好吗 How's she? How's her health?
她说还好 She's fine.
她身体 She's, um...
一般 so-so.
我们先坐下来我向她解释 好吗 Shall we sit down and I can explain to her?
这是Vann So this is Vann.
抱歉 你们互相介绍过了 呃 Sorry. You've already met. Um...
她是来帮你和Alan翻译的 And she is here to translate for you and Alan
这样你们就可以加深了解了 so that you can get to know each other better.
她不懂你为什么会帮她 She's surprised you want to help her.
她什么意见 How does she feel about it?
她不介意 She doesn't mind.
你能不能跟她说我很抱歉没有早点来看她 Can you say to her that I'm sorry that I didn't come and visit her sooner
Kai去世之后有很多事要处理 but that there was a lot to do after Kai's death,
要整理很多东西 a lot of reorganising and so forth?
而且我不说普通话她不说英文 And obviously I don't speak Mandarin and she doesn't speak English.
- 我要再说一遍吗 - 不用 我记住了 - Shall I say that again? - Um... no, I got it.
还有很多事要安排 Um... there's still a lot to organise,
她要是有时间愿意过来的话 but if she would like to come round one day when she's free,
她可以来看看他的东西 带走她想要的 she could look through his stuff and take away what she likes.
是你不要的东西才给她吗 Are you giving her the belongings you no longer want to keep?
不 No.
不是不要的东西 是他的日常的东西 No, they're not his rejects. They're his things.
我保留了下来 I'm only keeping what...
那些都是Kai的遗物 You know, they're... They're Kai's belongings.
她一直有空 你定个时间就好 She's always free. You just have to make a date.
好的 Ok.
她问你为什么要来 She asked, why have you come here?
这个 Well...
我想来看望一下你 Well, I wanted to see how you are.
我想Kai I think Kai...
我很担心 I was concerned and I...
我希望没有Kai你还能在这里好好生活 I wanted to make sure that you're OK living here without Kai.
她想知道Kai的骨灰在哪 She wants to know where Kai's ashes are.
在家里 They're at home.
- 她想要他的骨灰 - 不行 - She wants to have his ashes. - No.
- 为什么不行 - 因为 - Why not? - Um, it's just...
他的东西都在你那里 You have a house filled with his things.
你为什么不让我 Why won't you let me have...
让她拿走她儿子的骨灰 her have her son's ashes?
我想把骨灰撒在一个地方 Um, I want to scatter them somewhere,
Kai会希望我这么做的 and I think Kai would like that.
- 他是我的独子 - 他是我的生命 他是我的幸 - He was my only child. - He was my life. He was my hap...
不要翻译那个 她不知道 Don't... Don't translate that. She doesn't know.
她不知道我们在一起 She doesn't know that we were together.
- 打扰了吗 - 不不 没有 - Bad timing? - No, no, no.
请坐 Come and join us.
Alan 这是Vann Alan, this is... Vann.
Vann会说普通话和粤语 And Vann speaks Mandarin and Cantonese
她会帮你和Junn翻译 and she's going to translate for you and Junn.
你带人来为我们翻译吗 You brought someone to translate for us?
是 Yeah.
你真是 真是太好了 That's, er... That's very good of you.
- 我们要谈些什么 - 什么都可以 - What shall we chat about? - Er... anything you want.
呃 她叫什么名字 哦不 我已经知道这个了 Um... What's her name? Oh, no. I know that already.
其实 我不知道 Um, actually, I don't,
因为我们还没有正式地自我介绍过 because we haven't been formally introduced.
呃 她多少岁了 Um... how old is she?
哦 不 问这个不太好 Oh, no, that's no good.
呃 Er...
告诉她她看起来很美 Tell her that she looks lovely.
她说"谢谢你" She said, "Thank you".
你喜欢休公园吗 Did you enjoy Kew Gardens?
是啊 那地方是有些无聊 No. No, it was a bit boring.
我先出去了 I'm gonna go outside.
她说你每天给她送花 很贴心 She said it's really sweet that you give her flowers every day.
- 她很感谢你 - 哦 我很荣幸 - She appreciates that. - Oh, it's my pleasure.
- 你喜欢赌博吗 - 赌博 - Do you like gambling? - Gambling?
不 不 我从不赌博 No. No, I never gamble.
完全是浪费钱 我宁愿拿钱去外面鬼混 It's a waste of money. I'd sooner spend it on wild sex instead.
别翻 我是开玩笑的 别说那个 No... no, I'm joking. Don't say that.
你没说 是吧 You didn't say that, did you?
- 没有 没说 - 我只是 - No, I didn't. - No. No, it's just...
我有点紧张 I'm... I'm a bit nervous.
感觉像是第一次约会一样 你懂吗 I feel as though I'm on my first date. You know what I mean?
我懂 慢慢来 I understand. Just take your time.
你空闲时都做什么 What do you do in your spare time?
你不介意继续进行下去吧 So you don't mind continuing with this?
当然不 Of course not.
- 很美好 - 很浪漫 - It's beautiful. - Very romantic.
- 接下来你怎么做 - 什么意思 - What will you do? - What do you mean?
你会把她留在养老院吗 Will you leave her in the home?
我想先让她试着在我那里待一段时间 I'm thinking of asking her to stay at mine for a trial period.
我是说 I mean...
其实 我也不知道要说什么 Actually, I don't know what I mean.
这样做是不是不太好 Do you think it's a bad idea?
我不知道 I don't know.
找个周末你能不能来帮我们翻译 Would you come over and translate for us one weekend?
- 我会付你钱 - 当然可以 - Obviously I'd pay you. - Of course I can.
你真要考虑和她一起生活吗 You're really thinking of living with her?
你觉得我疯了吗 Do you think I'm mad?
要是我和我妈妈住一起 会把我逼疯的 It would drive me mad, living with my mum.
我甚至会去自杀 Fucking suicidal even.
自寻死路 Sui-fucking-cidal.
我能做什么 What can I do?
把她留在养老院里 Leave her in the home.
她待在那里也不是件坏事情 It's not so bad for her to be in there.
我可以学普通话 I could learn Mandarin.
她可以学英语 She could learn English.
不可能的 That's not gonna happen.
- 抱歉 - 没关系 - Sorry. - It's all right.
谢谢 Thank you.
我在考虑把我妈送去养老院 I've been thinking about putting my mum in a sheltered home.
我看到了一个地方 还不错 I've been reading about this place. It's really interesting.
装修看起来很像五六十年代 The decor is made to look like the '50s and '60s
所以老人会感到年轻一点 so the elderly can feel younger.
好像把他们带回了年轻时的快乐时光 It takes them back to, like, a younger, happier time.
他们不太可能会有柬埔寨五十年代的家具 I doubt they'll have mid-century furniture from Cambodia.
别耍嘴皮子 总是挑我的刺 Stop being so clever. Always have to have the last say.
- 我可没有 - 不光是装修 - That's not true. - It's not just the decor.
他们很倡导让老人进行自助 They actively encourage them to help themselves.
难道不是因为她需要有人照看吗 I thought it was because she needed looking after.
看吧 你又来了 See? You're doing it again.
轻微失忆不是很严重的事 Slight memory loss is not serious.
那可不只是轻微 Her memory loss is not slight.
不只是失忆 问题根本不在于记忆 It's not just the memory loss. It's not even about her memory.
你知道的 You know this.
- 你是想吵架吗 - 没有 当然没有 - Are you gunning for a fight? - No, of course I'm not.
你看起来好纠结 You look so conflicted.
放松一下额头 Relax your forehead.
我来 Here.
放松这里 Relax it there.
把她接过来和我们一起住吧 Bring her over to stay with us, then.
你疯了吗 这简直是自寻死路 Are you mad? That would be sui-fucking-cidal.
你还有其他选择吗 What choice do you have?
还要这样装多久 How long can you keep this up?
- 你不能把她永远锁起来 - 我没有把她锁起来 - You can't lock her up forever. - I'm not locking her up.
- 说的什么混账话 Richard - 抱歉 我不是 - For fuck's sake, Richard! - Sorry. I didn't...
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean that.
这件事情我不知道要再怎么给你说了 I just don't know what to say to you about this anymore.
我完全支持你 You have my absolute support.
你也知道你必须告诉她 And you know you have to tell her.
你细想一下 我们一直再对别人出柜 If you think about it, we're constantly coming out to people,
这方面你应该会很应手 so really you should be good at it.
她要是喜欢你就好了 If only she liked you.
那样会更好办点 It would make this a lot easier.
但不知道什么原因 她觉得你是个混蛋 But for some reason she thinks you're a dick.
你爱这个混蛋 You love this dick.
今天我不能待太久 Alan I can't stay too long today, Alan.
好吧 那我们好好利用这些时间 OK, well, we'll just do the best we can.
我还可以待几个小时 You have a few hours with me.
然后你们恐怕就要接着卿卿我我了 Then it's back to flirting and kissing, I'm afraid.
哦 很好很好 Oh. Goody, goody!
她想让你离开 She'd like you to leave.
太多人看她 她会感到不自在 She feels awkward with so many people watching her.
那好 Ok.
谈得开心 Have fun.
哦 我怕自己忘了 Oh, this is just in case I forget.
呃 都是些小事情 Er, you know, they're not that important,
你走之后 but when you leave,
我就开始想是不是问过了 I start wondering whether I've asked them
然后就忘了问了 and then I forget to ask them.
我现在能问了吗 Can I... Can I ask 'em?
问吧 Ask away.
她最喜欢什么味的冰淇淋 What's her favourite ice cream flavour?
巧克力 Chocolate!
我也最喜欢这个 That's my favourite too.
我很有好多共同点 We've loads in common.
她更喜欢哪个 猫还是狗 What does she prefer, cats or dogs?
- 猫 - 我也是 我很爱猫 - Cats. - Oh, me too. I love cats.
她在这个国家多久了 How long has she been over in this country?
快29年了 Nearly 29 years.
告诉她 她很可爱 看起来很美 Tell her that she's lovely and she looks really beautiful
她今天身上的味道很香 and that she smells really nice today.
你笑什么 What was that grin there?
她说谢谢你 还有你的酒窝很好看 She said thank you and that you have a nice dimple.
我想也是 她一直在摸 I thought so. She can't keep her hands off it.
你有孩子吗 Do you have any children?
两个儿子 Brain和John Two boys, Brian and John.
他们上一次来看你是什么时候 When was the last time they visited you?
有一阵子 很久了 Not for a while, a long time.
呃 我们一直不是很亲近 他们和他们的妈妈更亲近 Er... we were never that close. They were closer to their mother.
你们为什么不亲近 你不爱他们吗 Why were you not close? Did you not love them?
我当然爱他们 我不是一个好父亲 Of course I loved them. I wasn't a very good father.
他们巴不得把我送到这里来 They couldn't wait to put me in here.
- 你的孩子不爱你吗 - 我没这么说 他们 - Do your children not love you? - I didn't say that. They...
他们 呃 我又老又笨 They... Well... I'm old and clumsy.
这样做对谁都好 It seemed to be the best solution for everyone.
他们不用感到很愧疚 Less guilt for them to deal with.
皆大欢喜 Everybody's happy.
我高兴 他们也高兴 I'm happy, they're happy.
你不想见见你的孙子孙女吗 Don't you want to see your grandchildren?
不 No.
哦 这么谈可不太顺利 Oh, this isn't going so smoothly.
没事 难免会谈到这些的 It's fine. It's... part of the process.
哈 谢了 老妈 Ha! Thank you, Mum.
告诉她我想找个周六带她去吃晚餐 Tell her I'd like to take her to dinner a week on Saturday.
我厨艺不错 我给她做意式千层面 I'm a good cook. It'll be lasagne.
- 现在你又笑什么 - 没什么 - What are you smiling about now? - Nothing.
我告诉她你会给她做中国菜 I told her you'd cook Chinese food
还有你是个很棒的厨师 and that you're a really good cook.
我说的是意式千层面 我只会千层面 I said lasagne. I only do lasagne.
她好久没有吃过中餐了 She hasn't had Chinese food in a long time.
她会感觉很亲切 It will make her feel at home.
她每天都做中餐 She cooks Chinese food every day.
我是想帮你 Junn不喜欢千层面 I'm trying to help you. Junn doesn't like lasagne.
但是 我不会做中餐 But I... I don't do Chinese.
你可以点个外卖 You can order from a takeaway.
- 她愿意来 是吗 - 是 - She's thinking of coming, then? - Yeah.
那好 我要点什么 Well, what do I order?
糖醋排骨 上海烤鸭 春卷 Sweet and sour thingumabobs, Shanghai duck, springtime rolls?
别 别点这些 晚饭交给我 No, don't... don't order those. I'll get the food for you.
你们可以来我家吃 You can have the dinner at mine.
- 还好吧 - 还好 - All right? - Yeah.
我给你带了些水果 I just bought you some fruit.
她说谢谢你 She said, Thank you.
她问你在想什么 She asked what you're thinking.
只是看看她的房间 I was just looking at her room.
Kai向我描述过房间的样子 Kai described the room to me.
我刚想起来他的说的话 I was just remembering what he said.
那是Kai吗 Is that Kai?
他四五岁的时候 He was four or five years old.
她觉得那时他很可爱 She thinks he looks really sweet.
这个给你 This is for you.
这是Kai的骨灰 It's Kai's ashes.
骨灰应该给你 You should have his ashes.
很抱歉那天和你争 I'm sorry that I... fought over them with you.
他是我最好的朋友 He was my best friend.
她知道 他提到过你 She knows. He talks about you.
他告诉过你我的事吗 别说那个 Did he tell you about me? Don't say that.
他很爱你 He loved you very much.
他一直在想办法让你过上好日子 He was always trying to find ways to make your life better.
他为什么把我送来这 Why did he put me in here?
本来是个暂时的打算 It was only meant to be temporary.
他很想让你和他住在一起 Really he wanted you to live with him.
我知道 I know.
后来你介入了 Then you got in the way.
她是什么意思 What does she mean?
Kai是这么对她说的吗 Is that what Kai told her?
他想让我们住在一起 He wanted us to live together,
但是你的房子没有地方了 but there was no space in your flat.
还有一个打算 One of the options, actually, was to...
就是搬去一个大点的地方 to move to another flat
让你和我们住在一起 and have you live with us.
别说这个 Don't say that.
你喜欢住在这里吗 Do you like... living here?
这么问很蠢 That's a silly question.
怎么回事 What's happening?
你说什么了 What did you... What did you say?
我提议你可以照顾她 I suggested you could look after her,
你算是家人了 that you're practically family
你很关心她的生活 and that you care a great deal for her well being.
她生气是因为我说你是个好人 She got angry because I said that you were a good man
她不知道这话是什么意思 and she didn't know what that meant.
她觉得你们住在一起不是个办法 She said she doesn't think you two living together is the answer.
搞什么 What the fuck?
你为什说这些 本来谈得好好的 Why did you do that? It was going very well.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
- 我只是想帮忙 - 真是帮了大忙了 - I was trying to help. - Well, good work!
你说过你想试一下 You said you wanted to give it a trial.
你不觉得我也应该加入你们的对话吗 Don't you think I should be part of the conversation?
当然 Of course.
我也没料到 情况有点失控 It just happened. It got out of control.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
Junn Junn?
那是你丈夫吗 Is that your husband?
问她 Ask her.
是 Yeah.
- 他丈夫是白人吗 - 他有一半法国血统 - Is her husband white? - He's half French.
柬埔寨华人和法国混血 Cambodian-Chinese French.
这是什么时候照的 When was it taken?
在金边 1962年拍的 In Phnom Penh, 1962.
您回去过吗 Have you never been back?
没有 No.
我们该走了 这样不行 We should go. This isn't gonna work.
请你告诉她我很抱歉 Can you please say to her that I'm sorry?
我不是有意让她生气 I didn't mean to upset her.
你又来了 You're... You're doing it...
- 你在说什么 - 别纠缠我了 - What are you doing? - Stop hounding me.
她以为我们是一对 She thinks we're together.
你有没有告诉她我们不是 Well, did you tell her that we're not?
- 我告诉她你是同性恋 - Vann - I told her you're gay. - Vann...
我逗你玩的 I'm kidding.
逗你玩的 I'm kidding!
哦 我带个这个 Oh, this is what I brought.
-这些我有 - 我又不知道 - I have those. - Well, I didn't know, did I?
在别人家厨房做饭 It's actually really hard to,
其实是一件很难的事 you know, cook in someone else's kitchen.
到了你就知道了 Check you out.
你要是厨艺和我一样好 Listen, when you learn to
你就会明白了 cook as good as me, then you'll understand.
那今晚吃什么 So, what's for dinner tonight?
头盘我打算做 I thought we could start off
香菜大虾 用龙井茶增味 with coriander king prawns scented with Longjing tea.
很不错 然后呢 Fancy. Followed by?
姜片炒肉 加点芝麻酱 Ginger pork stir-fry with a sesame dressing,
Richard独家 Richard-style.
很好 甜点呢 Nice. And dessert?
- 焦糖布丁 - 店里买的吗 - Creme brulee. - From a tub?
有机的 绿色环保 Organic, fair trade, free range.
哇 迫不及待了 Wow. Can't wait.
- 他们昨天第一次吵架 - 怎么了 - They had their first row yesterday. - What happened?
没什么新鲜的 Oh, the usual.
犟脾气 Stubbornness.
男子主义 Men.
Junn做了什么 What did Junn do?
Alan说Junn说的话有自相矛盾的地方 Alan pointed out a contradiction in something Junn had said
她就开始反击 开始批评他 and then she got all defensive and started to criticise him,
找他的不是 finding inconsistencies in him.
都是鸡毛蒜皮 That's so petty.
我绝不会做出那种事 I would never do something like that.
我不知道事情怎么会进展这么快 I'm not sure how it escalated so quickly.
她抱怨他总爱在摸她 She said he touches her too much.
这可不好笑 Alan尴尬极了 It's not funny. Alan was really embarrassed.
我在场更是火上浇油 And my presence just made it worse for him.
别这样 你干的一直很不错的 Come on! You're doing such a great job.
真是美味 That was really tasty.
敬我们 To us.
- 主菜吃什么 - 猪肉 炒猪肉 - What are we having for mains? - Pork, stir-fried pork.
谢谢 Thank you.
真是浪漫 It's so romantic.
- 菜很不错 - 谢谢 - Nice food. - Thank you.
现在可一点都不浪漫 It don't feel very romantic at the moment.
像在被看守一样 能让我们单独待着吗 I feel watched. Do you mind leaving us?
- 但是你们需要我来翻译 - 不用 我们自己可以 - But you need me to translate. - No, we can do without.
他们现在要怎么听懂对方 How are they gonna understand each other now?
他们需要我 They need me.
他们在说什么呢 What are they saying?
我觉得Alan在说 I think Alan's saying,
"小花瓣 "Petal,
"我现在雄风勃勃 "I've got a raging hard-on
"只有你 小南瓜 能驾驭 "And only you, pumpkin, can sort it out."
"哦 Alan我能看看吗" "Oh, Alan, can I see it?"
"你要是表现好 可以给你当甜点" "If you behave yourself you can have it for dessert."
要知道 You know...
我要是再年轻一点 if I were younger,
我会撕掉你的衣服 I'd have ripped your clothes off
在桌子上就要了你 and taken you here, right on this table.
天知道腰会酸成什么样 God knows how many slipped discs I'm gonna get.
可以收拾餐桌了吗 Shall I clear the table?
你听到我说什么了吗 Did... Did you hear all of that?
你不应该偷偷摸摸就出现在别人身后 很不礼貌 You shouldn't creep up on people. It's rude.
- 我什么也没有听到 - 嗯 - I didn't hear anything, Alan. - Hm.
你收拾吧 Yes, you may clear the table.
- 晚餐还不错吧 - 你来之前是很不错 - Did you have a nice meal? - Yeah, until you arrived.
- 放松下 - 你拿来了吗 - Easy, now. - Have you got it?
- 拿什么 - 你知道的 - Got what? - You know.
什么 What?
我不能现在给你 她会看到的 I can't pass it to you. She'll see.
哦 看 Oh, look.
不好意思 我以为我看到了一只蝙蝠 My mistake. I thought I saw a bat.
- 你把那句翻译了吗 - 是 - Did you just translate that? - Yes.
很明显那里没有蝙蝠 Well, clearly there isn't a bat.
- 你最好不要吃这个 - 嘘 - You shouldn't take that, you know. - Shush.
别嘘嘘 她又听不懂 Stop whispering. She can't understand us.
这里只有半片 Here, there's only half a tablet in here.
老实说你一点都不能吃 你这把年龄会吃不消的 You shouldn't be taking any of it frankly. It could kill you at your age.
为了以防万一嘛 Well, it's only in case, you know...
万一什么 万一你雄起不了 In case what? You can't get a Mount Fuji?
她是柬埔寨裔华人 去给我们倒杯咖啡 She's Cambodian-Chinese. Now go and get us some coffee.
我是认真的 你最好只吃四分之一吧 I'm dead serious. Maybe take a quarter of it.
好了 该走了 我要睡一觉 真是累坏了 OK, time to go. I need to sleep. I'm shattered.
Junn说你做的菜非常棒 Junn said your cooking was fantastic.
很高兴她能喜欢 I'm glad she enjoyed it.
改天可以请她去我那里吃晚餐 Maybe she'd like to come over to mine for supper one night.
你的男伴来了 Your date's here.
嗨 Junn Hi, Junn.
- 嗨 - 你好 - Hi. - Hello.
那说那天的晚餐很好吃 She said dinner the other night was really lovely.
你也有功劳 还有Richard You helped too, and, er, Richard.
她觉得你们应该了解一下彼此的坏习惯 She thinks you should get to know each other's bad habits.
是吗 Really?
好吧 Ok.
她希望你不要再捏她的屁股 She'd like you to stop pinching her bum.
什么 What?
我没有捏她的屁股 I don't pinch her bum.
- 她说你总是捏 - 只是轻轻捏一下 - She says you do it all the time. - Only gentle squeezes.
而且是她先捏的 Anyway, she started it.
我以为她喜欢我才捏的 I only do it because I... I thought she liked it.
她现在不喜欢了 She doesn't like it anymore.
她的屁股不是水果 你想捏就捏 Her bum isn't some fruit you can squeeze whenever you want.
- 该你了 - 什么 - Now it's your turn. - What?
Junn有什么习惯你不喜欢 Are there any habits you don't like about Junn?
有 她有口臭 一股大蒜味 Yes, her breath smells. It stinks of garlic.
- 你以前为什么不介意 - 介意 但是 - How could it never bothered you before. - It did, but...
我没办法告诉她 I had no way of telling her.
蒜对心脏有好处 It's good for the heart.
也许对心脏有好处 Well, it may be good for the heart,
但是对亲嘴肯定没有好处 but it definitely ain't good for kissing.
尝起来一股烂奶酪的味道 It tastes of rotten cheese.
甚至比烂奶酪还糟 Actually, it's worse than rotten cheese.
你全身一股尿骚味 Your body smells of urine.
什么 她为什么以前不说 What? Why didn't she mention it before?
她每天都说 你只是不懂而已 She tells you every day. You just don't listen.
又怎么了 What's going on now?
她不想再谈了 She doesn't want to do this anymore.
她要去漱漱口 你也该去洗个澡了 She's gonna wash her mouth and you should take a bath.
我本来是想蓄毛的 That was supposed to encourage more hair to grow.
这样会长成毛乳头 一点都不好看 You'd have one hairy nipple. That'd look very weird.
我不想让我妈住在养老院了 I wanna take my mum out the home.
昨天怎么样 How did it go yesterday?
我试着告诉她 I tried telling her.
但是我没做到 But I couldn't.
我退却了 我的心跳的好快 I bottled out. My heart was pounding so fast.
但是你本来是打算说的吧 But you were gonna tell her.
她责怪你让我坐公交 She blamed you for making me take the bus.
多一条也不算多 不是吗 Well, it's not like she needs another excuse, is it?
我想 I wanna...
我会把她带回这里来告诉她 I'm gonna bring her back here and tell her.
就算她生气了 也不能就这么跑了 If she gets mad, she can't storm off.
她除了这里无处可去 She'll be stuck with me.
这样会强迫我们面对 It will force us to deal with it.
真的吗 Really?
你真的会这么做吗 You're really gonna do that?
我已经说过了 I've done it already.
她明天晚上就会过来 She's coming round tomorrow tonight.
你 Can...
到时候能出去回避一下吗 Can you go out for a walk?
完了我会给你打电话 I'll call when it's finished.
你想在你对你妈妈出柜的时候 You want me to walk laps around the block
让我四处走走吗 while you come out to your mum?
- 你是这个意思吗 - 是 - Is that what you're saying? - Yeah.
会很浪漫的 It'll be romantic.
我本来就很浪漫 I am fucking romantic.
她要是接受不了呢 What if she's not OK?
那你就住酒店吧 Then you stay in a hotel.
她没有地方可以住了 She has nowhere else to stay.
这样可以吗 It will be OK, won't it?
当然 Of course.
你们两个很像 You two are so alike.
感觉一下 Feel this.
我在抖 I'm shaking.
我可能会自燃 I might self-combust.
告诉她吧 Just do it.
- 不要想太多了 - 嗯 - Don't think any more about it. - Yeah.
我懂 我都知道 Yeah, I know. Absolutely.
闻一下我的腋窝 Smell my armpit again.
我很想念你这么做 I miss it when you do that.
抱歉 你们好 Sorry. Hello.
进来吧 进来 Come in, come in.
嗨 Junn Hi, Junn.
从这过来 Come through.
我全都忘记了 I'd completely forgotten about today.
要喝茶吗 Right, who wants tea?
- 她要一杯茶 - 能和我来一下厨房吗 - She'd love a tea. - Can you come to the kitchen with me?
好 Sure.
让她随意 我们马上回来 Tell her to make herself comfortable. We'll be back in a moment.
楼上有东西需要清理一下 There's some stuff I need to clear up upstairs.
我现在去 你能收拾一下厨房吗 I'm gonna go and do it now. Can you tidy the kitchen?
- 你想让我帮你清理厨房 - 是 可以吗 - You want me to clean your kitchen for you? - Yeah. Can you?
- 你说真的吗 - 我说真的 不好意思 - Are you serious? - I'm deadly serious. I'm sorry.
我会补偿的 拜托 帮个忙 I'll make it up to you. Please, help me.
- 你欠我个大人情 - 谢谢 - You owe me so much. - Thank you.
茶倒好了 Ah, you have tea.
- 要来一杯吗 - 要 - Would you like some? - I'd love some.
您觉得这里怎么样 What do you think of the place?
很不错 她以前来过 It's nice. She's been here before.
当然了 我忘记了 Of course you have. I forgot.
- 她想去看下Kai的房间 - 好的 - She'd like to see Kai's room. - Sure.
这是Kai的房间 This is Kai's room.
我最近才搬进来 I just moved in here recently.
这一间大一点 我需要大一点的空间 This room's bigger and I needed a bit more space.
她说你搬得还挺快 She said you moved in here quick.
她想单独待一会 She'd like some time alone.
没问题 Absolutely.
有一首歌Junn非常喜欢 There's this song that Junn really adores.
Kai说她永远都听不厌 Kai said she never gets tired of listening to it.
他 He was...
他本来应该给她带去 He was supposed to take it to her,
但总是忘记 but he kept forgetting.
其实 他去见她那天 Actually, he had it on him when...
他是带着的 when he went to see her.
不管怎样 我想 Anyway, I want to...
我想找到那张光碟 I want to find that CD.
那首歌叫什么 What's the song called?
是谁唱的 还有你为什么低声低语的 And who's the singer? And why are you whispering?
我也不知道为什么要轻声说话 I have no idea why I'm whispering.
是一首很有名的歌 是翻唱 It's a really famous song. It's a cover.
好吧 哼两句 我可能会知道 OK, well, hum it. I might recognise it.
我才不哼 I don't hum.
- 哼吧 没有别人听到 - 不 - Go on, there's no one listening. - No.
- 我问Junn是什么歌 - 不要问Junn - I'll ask Junn about it, then. - Don't ask Junn about it.
我想给她一个惊喜 I want it to be a surprise.
我们去一下中国城的音像店 We'll go to uh, one of those music shops in Chinatown.
看到封面我会认出来的 I'll recognise it when I see the cover.
我们可以问一下那个歌手最火的专辑 We can ask for one of her greatest hits album.
这首歌可能会在里面 I'm sure the song will be on it.
- 我记不起她的名字了 - 那你吹一下那个调子 - I can't remember her name. - Well, whistle it, then.
- 告诉过你了 - 哦老天 口哨都不会吹 - I told you. - Oh, my God, can't even whistle!
嗨 Junn Hey, Junn.
我在做腌肉三明治 你要吗 I'm just making a bacon sandwich. Would you like one?
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
她看到你在用筷子煎腌肉 She noticed you're frying the bacon with chopsticks.
她觉得很新奇 She thinks it's lovely.
不然要怎么煎 Yeah. How else do you fry bacon?
我是说 I mean...
不用筷子就没办法煎了 Impossible without chopsticks.
你以前是怎么做的 How did you do it before?
记不起来了 I can't remember.
这是最好用的工具 These... These seem perfect for it.
她说你家很漂亮 She said you have a nice home.
谢谢 Thank you.
有一半 呃 大多数 Half... well... most of it was Kai...
大多数都是Kai的设计 Most of it was Kai's idea.
她说 She said...
她说在你的房间还能闻到Kai的味道 She said she can still smell Kai in your room.
我也是 Me too.
我也会闻到他 I smell him too.
这首歌应该是你让Kai带给你的那首 I think this is the song that you asked Kai to bring you.
她等这个唱片等很久了 She's been waiting for this CD for so long.
Kai总是说他会带去 Kai kept promising that he'd bring it
却总是忘记 and he kept on forgetting.
谢谢你 Thank you.
她不想再见Alan了 She decided she no longer wants to see Alan.
开什么玩笑 You're joking?
我以为你们相处得很好 I thought you were getting along fine.
她说他们完全是两类人 She said they're very different people.
意料之中 Well, that's no surprise.
他们之间的分歧根深蒂固 The differences they've encountered are too rooted.
什么 怎么根深蒂固 Root... What? Rooted in what?
让她 让她再和Alan谈谈 Ask her, please, to speak to Alan again
再给他一次机会 and give him a second chance.
他是他 He is simply who he is.
我是我 I am who I am.
这是什么意思 What does that mean?
她觉得他们不可能余生都生活在一起 She can't see herself spending the rest of her life with him.
她这么做是为了惩罚我 She's doing this to punish me.
- 就是这样的 是吗 - Richard - That's what this is, isn't it? - Richard.
说这句 Say it.
你为什么要这么说 Why are you doing this?
我想要帮助您 I'm here to help you.
你想要余生都在这度过吗 Do you want to live the rest of your life here?
你不用可怜我 You don't need to feel sorry for me,
可怜她 for her.
- 她不需要你的帮忙 - 你真他妈顽固 - She doesn't need your help. - You are so damn stubborn.
我想要帮助你 I'm trying to help you.
你让我觉得就像是我的错一样 You're making me feel like it's my fault.
你是为了什么 What are your true intentions?
为了帮你 To help you.
你为什么这么做 Why are you doing this?
别问这个蠢问题了 做什么 Stop asking that dumb question! What? Doing what?
你夺走了我唯一的 她唯一的 You've taken away my only... her only...
我 她 我的 到底是哪个 Vann Me, her, my? Which is it? Come on, Vann!
你连你和她都分不清楚 You can't even separate between you and her.
你在哪一边 Whose side are you on?
你夺走了她唯一的家人 You've taken away her only family
现在她被困在了这个鬼地方 and now she's stuck in this awful place.
你要是不那么依赖Kai If you hadn't been so dependent on Kai,
他就用不着把你送进这里 he would never have put you in here.
你都做了些什么 你是在对他施压 What were you doing? You were piling on pressure.
你和Alan有什么分歧解决不了 What fucking differences can't you work out with Alan?
你会一直内疚的 她不会当你的心理医生 This is your guilt. She doesn't want to be your therapist.
我想要帮你 帮你离开这个鬼地方 I'm trying to help you get out of this awful place.
Alan年龄很大了 你会让他心碎的 Alan is an old man. You will break his heart.
你要是适应了这里的文化 If you had adapted to this culture,
Kai就不用对你生活照顾得面面俱到 Kai wouldn't have had to look after every facet of your life.
你的医疗 Honestly, your medication,
你的理财 所有的事情 your bank details, everything.
你让他被内疚压垮 You choked him with guilt.
现在是谁在照看你 Kai吗 不 是我 And who's looking after you now? Kai? No, it's me.
也不知道为了什么 I wonder why that is?
就这样 逃走 就这样解决吗 That's it, run away. That's the solution, isn't it?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
我搞砸了 I just fucked it up.
让她能好好生活的机会被我搞砸了 Her one chance of happiness and I fucking screwed that up.
操 Fuck!
又他妈的搞砸了 I just fucking screwed everything up again.
这些是Kai的所有东西 These are all of Kai's things.
可能有东西忘了 I've probably forgotten something
要是我想起来我会送给你 but... if I come across anything, I'll send it on to you.
她和Alan怎么样了 How are things between her and Alan?
她没有再见他 She hasn't seen him.
我从来没担心过 It never bothered me...
她不能融入这里的文化 that she couldn't assimilate into this culture.
但是Kai很担心 It bothered Kai.
Kai是同性恋 Kai was gay.
我是他的男朋友 I'm his boyfriend.
我们在一起四年多了 We'd been together for over four years.
你最后一次见他时他本来打算告诉你 And he was going to tell you the last time that you saw him.
但是他当时慌了 没有说出口 But he got so panicked, he couldn't do it.
他害怕你不再那么爱他 He was afraid that you'd love him less.
真是蠢 Stupid.
所以第二天他邀请你过来吃晚餐 So he invited you over for dinner the next day
他对你出柜的时候 让我去附近逛逛 and he told me to walk round the block while he came out to you.
在去乘公交的路上 And on his way to get the bus,
他被那个该死的司机撞了 he got hit by that fucking cunt of a driver.
我一直忍不住想 I can't help but wonder...
要是我开车送他就好了 what would have happened if I had driven him.
因为他 Cos he...
我提议了但是他还是想坐公交 I offered but he liked to take the bus.
我知道你想他 I know you miss him.
我不知道要怎么办 I don't know what to do.
我很想他 I miss him tremendously.
Kai Kai.
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